Posted 17 hours ago
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  2. rest of tumblr: DID YOU SAY EUROVISION
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Posted 17 hours ago

pancakepuppy:

So I don’t know if this is ~done~ but I am sufficiently sick of it now. 

Posted 17 hours ago

ballerdollar:

lessons learned from anime

  • don’t get inside the robot
  • people with bad haircuts always lose
  • the cute girl is psycho
  • the cute guy isn’t human
  • when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
  • glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
  • gotta catch em all
  • and maybe probably respect your elders
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

mariathorpechan:

when i was five i had a nightmare that the inside of my body was made of kiwi fruits and that a cloyster ate my mom

Posted 17 hours ago

dampsandwich:

i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND

Posted 17 hours ago

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

Posted 17 hours ago

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

Posted 17 hours ago

This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

  1. 1: Name
  2. 2: Age
  3. 3: 3 Fears
  4. 4: 3 things I love
  5. 5: 4 turns on
  6. 6: 4 turns off
  7. 7: My best friend
  8. 8: Sexual orientation
  9. 9: My best first date
  10. 10: How tall am I
  11. 11: What do I miss
  12. 12: What time were I born
  13. 13: Favourite color
  14. 14: Do I have a crush
  15. 15: Favourite quote
  16. 16: Favourite place
  17. 17: Favourite food
  18. 18: Do I use sarcasm
  19. 19: What am I listening to right now
  20. 20: First thing I notice in new person
  21. 21: Shoe size
  22. 22: Eye color
  23. 23: Hair color
  24. 24: Favourite style of clothing
  25. 25: Ever done a prank call?
  26. 27: Meaning behind my URL
  27. 28: Favourite movie
  28. 29: Favourite song
  29. 30: Favourite band
  30. 31: How I feel right now
  31. 32: Someone I love
  32. 33: My current relationship status
  33. 34: My relationship with my parents
  34. 35: Favourite holiday
  35. 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
  36. 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
  37. 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
  38. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
  39. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  40. 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
  41. 42: When did I last hold hands?
  42. 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
  43. 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
  44. 45: Where am I right now?
  45. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
  46. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  47. 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  48. 49: Am I excited for anything?
  49. 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
  50. 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  51. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
  52. 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
  53. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
  54. 55: What is something I disliked about today?
  55. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  56. 57: What do I think about most?
  57. 58: What’s my strangest talent?
  58. 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
  59. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  60. 61: What was the last lie I told?
  61. 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  62. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  63. 64: Do I believe in magic?
  64. 65: Do I believe in luck?
  65. 66: What's the weather like right now?
  66. 67: What was the last book I've read?
  67. 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
  68. 69: Do I have any nicknames?
  69. 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
  70. 71: Do I spend money or save it?
  71. 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
  72. 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
  73. 74: Favourite animal?
  74. 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  75. 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
  76. 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  77. 78: How can you win my heart?
  78. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
  79. 80: What is my favorite word?
  80. 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  81. 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
  82. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
  83. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
  84. 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  85. 86: What is my current desktop picture?
  86. 87: Had sex?
  87. 88: Bought condoms?
  88. 89: Gotten pregnant?
  89. 90: Failed a class?
  90. 91: Kissed a boy?
  91. 92: Kissed a girl?
  92. 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
  93. 94: Had job?
  94. 95: Left the house without my wallet?
  95. 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
  96. 97: Had sex in public?
  97. 98: Played on a sports team?
  98. 99: Smoked weed?
  99. 100: Did drugs?
  100. 101: Smoked cigarettes?
  101. 102: Drank alcohol?
  102. 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  103. 104: Been overweight?
  104. 105: Been underweight?
  105. 106: Been to a wedding?
  106. 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  107. 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  108. 109: Been outside my home country?
  109. 110: Gotten my heart broken?
  110. 111: Been to a professional sports game?
  111. 112: Broken a bone?
  112. 113: Cut myself?
  113. 114: Been to prom?
  114. 115: Been in airplane?
  115. 116: Fly by helicopter?
  116. 117: What concerts have I been to?
  117. 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  118. 119: Learned another language?
  119. 120: Wore make up?
  120. 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
  121. 122: Had oral sex?
  122. 123: Dyed my hair?
  123. 124: Voted in a presidential election?
  124. 125: Rode in an ambulance?
  125. 126: Had a surgery?
  126. 127: Met someone famous?
  127. 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
  128. 129: Peed outside?
  129. 130: Been fishing?
  130. 131: Helped with charity?
  131. 132: Been rejected by a crush?
  132. 133: Broken a mirror?
  133. 134: What do I want for birthday?
  134. 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
  135. 136: Was I named after anyone?
  136. 137: Do I like my handwriting?
  137. 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
  138. 139: Favourite Tv Show?
  139. 140: Where do I want to live when older?
  140. 141: Play any musical instrument?
  141. 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
  142. 143: Favourite pizza toping?
  143. 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
  144. 145: Am I afraid of heights?
  145. 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
  146. 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  147. 148: What I'm really bad at
  148. 149: What my greatest achievments are
  149. 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
  150. 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
  151. 152: What do I like about myself
  152. 153: My closest Tumblr friend
  153. 154: Something I fantasise about
  154. 155: Any question you'd like?
Posted 17 hours ago

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour